Sunday, August 10, 2014

Zumba Fouls

What would happen if your Zumba class had a referee?

Photo credit: iam.beyonce.com/cbsnews

Off-Tempo Clapping
It’s actually 1-2, 1-2-3.
Penalty: Sorry, but you’re gonna have to snap when the rest of the class claps.



Awkward Staring
Eyes up here, buddy.
Penalty: Rotate! You’ll be finishing class from the back of the room, thankyaverymuch.

Floppy Merengue Arms
Those biceps aren’t going to tone themselves!
Penalty:  Drop and give me 20! Oh, you’d rather merengue properly? Figured.


“Singing” Along
Loud mumbling is not a substitute for knowing the words.
Penalty: Don Omar and Pitbull called; they’d like you to hum from now on.



Acting Bored
Come on, it’s a fitness fiesta!
Penalty: As many wepas! as it takes until you’re smiling like the rest of us.

Encroachment
Take that shimmy somewhere else, sister.
Penalty: No penalty needed – you’ll learn your lesson the next time someone “accidentally” kicks you during the charleston.


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Thanks to this website for the referee images.

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